Orders open September 1st — spots fill fast
Chicago Pumpkin Authority

Lincoln Park · Est. for Autumn

Your porch, perfected.

We source heirloom pumpkins, deliver to your door, and style your front porch into a display worth stopping for. You don't lift a finger.

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Three steps. Zero effort on your end.

Online booking - beautiful porch result i.

Order Online

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Choose your package and book your install date. The whole process takes about two minutes.

Hand-picked heirloom pumpkins ii.

We Source & Deliver

We hand-pick every pumpkin from our growers and bring them straight to your address.

Finished porch display iii.

Enjoy Your Porch

Our team arranges the full display while you carry on with your day. Step outside to a finished look.

The Classic pumpkin package

The Classic

$449
  • 4 large heirloom pumpkins
  • 6 medium orange pumpkins
  • 4 white ghost pumpkins
  • 10 minis & gourds
  • 1 hay bale
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The Grand pumpkin package

The Grand

$849
  • 8 large heirloom pumpkins
  • 10 medium orange pumpkins
  • 8 white ghost pumpkins
  • 6 specialty pumpkins
  • 16 minis & gourds
  • 2 cornstalk bundles
  • 3 hay bales
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Four guys. One neighborhood. A lot of pumpkins.

Hand-selected heirloom pumpkins

Born in Lincoln Park

We're four friends who live in Lincoln Park and noticed something: the best porch pumpkin services all focus on the North Shore suburbs. Meanwhile, our neighborhood — packed with beautiful brownstones and young families who love fall — had nothing.

So we started Chicago Pumpkin Authority. We source premium heirloom pumpkins, deliver them to your door, and hand-style your porch into something worth stopping for. You don't lift a finger.

Why we're different

We only buy pumpkins after you order, which means zero waste and the freshest possible product. We focus exclusively on Lincoln Park, so we know the porches, the vibes, and the neighborhood. And our pricing sits well below the competition while delivering the same premium look.

Common questions, quick answers.

We operate from September through November, with October being peak season. We recommend booking early — install slots fill up fast, especially for weekends in October.

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📅 Orders open September 1st

We serve Lincoln Park, Chicago. If you're in the neighborhood (roughly from North Ave to Diversey, Clybourn to the lakefront), we've got you covered.

Most installs take about 30–45 minutes. You don't need to be home — just let us know where you'd like the display, and we'll handle the rest.

Pumpkins are natural and their lifespan varies, but a well-placed display typically lasts 4–8 weeks. If something goes south early, reach out and we'll work with you to replace it.

We currently accept Venmo, Zelle, and cash, with credit card payments (via Stripe) coming soon. Payment is due when you book — we'll confirm your install date right away.

Absolutely. Our three packages are starting points — if you want more pumpkins, specific colors, or a particular style, just let us know when you book and we'll put together a custom quote.

Make this your best fall yet.

Book your install date before the season fills up.

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